dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
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If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
you broke the world
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you like favorite band. we friend.
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter
we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant
if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in
After all this time?
Always.
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(Source: ninadropdead)
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im not a morning person
im not an afternoon person
im not a person

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(Source: ggrint)
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tony abbott more like
tony, a butt
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They wrote it for some friends who have anxiety and or depression. And it’s the most upbeat kind of beautiful I know.
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tomorrow is june
tomorrow is summer
tomorrow is the half of the year
today is june
today is winter
today is fucking freezing
australians ruin everything
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