1. wendyrunawaywithalex:

    rabioheab:

    dear diary,

    i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.

    I

  2. antisociallysplendid:

    suntbone:

    salmiakkivodka:

    If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

    But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

    But homosexuality is bad

    I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

    Guys I got it

    Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

    you broke the world

  3. austinautolile:

    you like favorite band. we friend.

  4. iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

    queenofthedreamers:

    mypatronusisyou:

    you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

    we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

    if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

    After all this time?

    Always.

  5. (Source: ninadropdead)

  6. dreamerofdisney:

    disney-lostgirl:

    BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

    This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

    (Source: quarteralert)

  7. queerpong:

    im not a morning person

    im not an afternoon person

    im not a person

    image

  8. (Source: ggrint)

  9. grrrlfever:

    tony abbott more like

    tony, a butt

  10. deanisanactualprincess:

    winchester logic everyone

    (Source: bowlegschester)

  11. They wrote it for some friends who have anxiety and or depression. And it’s the most upbeat kind of beautiful I know.

  12. the-black-power-ranger:

    i-heard-you-crying-loud:

    jackgapp:

    tomorrow is june

    tomorrow is summer

    tomorrow is the half of the year

    today is june

    today is winter

    today is fucking freezing

    australians ruin everything